Kravitz Report: New Neighbor?

 

Whelp, been noticin' a bit o' activity on the ol' eastern front as it were. This gal's been comin' 'round with the realtor dude carrying papers and such on one occasion. My new neighbor? Not sure, but I can see a few things right off the bat. Blue arrow -- Is that a bible? Let's hope not, I don't need a Holy Roller right next door. Red arrow -- Yep, that's a ciggy. Another smoker. I'll be sandwiched in by clouds o' nicotine exhaust again soon I expect. Orange ellipse -- Well girl, once you get settled in, you best be gettin' to cuttin' that grass. I do my lawn, I'm not doin' yours!

Zillow says the place is "under contract" which, Google says is in the process of negotiation. Good lord girl, at $12,900, what more do you want? Yet I know that remodel is a shit job and in some ways it may have been better if Dan had left it alone, especially since, if you recall, he and Doreen bought this house for $15,000 so they are taking a fuckin' lickin'!

Well if she starts moving in soon, and especially if I meet her and find out important info that my Kravitz Certified Spy Cams can't find out like, well, her name, I'll update again soon. Until then Skyview Street Watch Chief Gladys Kravitz signing out.

EDIT: Well I think today, now Monday, the day after I posted this originally, she's "in" and has been spending the day here since her car's been here all day and I've been actually out and about with a dental appointment, a drive over to Winter Haven to have my glasses adjusted since they were a little crooked and picked up some take-out Chinese, then went out again after coming home and eating my food because my bank had to reissue me my expired debit card. Whew, I been busy, y'all! Oh, but we were talkin' about Bad Dye Job Tweaker May-May weren't we. Oh, I guess I just named her. Well lookie here, she be a party gal don't ya know haulin' in that 18er of Busch. 

And I noticed as she's been in and out herself all day that she whisks quickly by and seems to turn her head away. NoFu must of pointed out my cameras. Aw, Bitch...Smile...You's on Trailer Park Candid Camera!