Armies Of Absolom

O Sweet Absolom, you've amassed your forces in rebellion once again. Again I must retire to my inward sanctuary away from all, even those at work. Two days out "sick" but really, depleted. I have to yet again recharge.

Well, the encouraging news is, looking back at the last time you rose up, how I re-vamped my own troops then and replenished them with the thousands of Enslaved Memories, and like the Khaleesi of the Dothraki, set my fierce dragons upon thee.

Alas, this time my reptilian firebreathers have abandoned me. Perhaps if I call out to them, they'll hear my cries from afar and race to my rescue?

"Caw! Caw!" I scream. But in return, nothing but the rasp of the dark and ominous wind.