I mean, think about it... why? At least when it comes to the political satire and comedic commentary like the Cold Open, reality, nowadays, writes itself.
So this bimbo, who, to her credit, at least wasn't sportin' a big ol' crucifix around her neck and, though certainly has a "worked on" look, isn't as "worked over" as some Trump-allied recent White House visitors like Susan Dell...
sorry for that Halloween horror scare, but anyway, this bimbo (or is the correct term bimbette?) Katie Zacharia just got "Scaramooched" from her job as Trump's Newest Bimbo Goebbels, er, I mean, White House Press Secretary because...
A.) She lied about her being an attorney when, in fact, she never passed the bar.
B.) She crashed and burned miserably Tuesday morning in her first, and only, press briefing where she gave a stilted Hail Mein Fuhrer speech, answered two soft-ball pro-Trump reporter questions, deflected one other with a "I'll have to get back to you on that." that frankly screamed Tina Fey's infamous impression of Sarah Palin, then bowed out after just 14 minutes.
C.) She smelled Trump's doo doo pants and made a face? I think this is it.
Now the question is, who'll play her tomorrow night?* Of course, SNL has no choice but to run this circus show (like we aren't always watching an ongoing, never-ending circus show) for the Cold Open.
Before the axe came down, she knew she'd get lampooned on SNL already this week and said to the press how she hoped that Scarlett Johansson (SNL Writer and Weekend Update Co-Anchor Colin Jost's wife). Yeah, that ain't gonna happen.
*Aw, shit! I just checked and found out SNL is off until October 31, Halloween. And traditionally they do a Halloween themed Cold Open around then, especially if it falls on that night. And, ultimately, what with everything being what it is, let's fucking face it... in two weeks time, we're all going to have moved on from this to some other shit that'll happen by then... that's a promise. So the most scathing thing of all is that Miss Tanning Bed Barbie won't even get her fucking fifteen minutes of fame for her almost fifteen minutes of government work.