Even Victor is wincing at the sight of the conditions of the head onboard the USS Abraham Lincoln as revealed by an anonymous sailor shooting this discreet cellphone footage shown in this subreddit post. Mold, mildew, built up grime and other, well, shit, it's just nasty. And I guess no amount of swabbing cleans it up since I guess it's all stained in. Meanwhile, Trump is more concerned with his marble and gold ballroom project, aka, further defilement of the White House, his Triumphal Arch and now he wants to paint the classic, granite clad Executive Office Building white which will not adhere, will peel off and look as shitty as the Reflecting Pool failure.
Oh, and who's Victor, you ask? Is he a naval officer reviewing the conditions on that aircraft carrier? Nope. He's one of the OG members, lead singer and writer of this gay ol' little ditty that the Cheeto One just loves to do his hokey dance to.
In the navy, you can set your mind at ease. Unless you're taking a dump. Then you gotta worry about something crawlin' up your ass. And it ain't a dick... it's some variant of cholera or some shit like that.