Earthquake In Florida!

 


And apparently, by the look of this Orlando TV news personality... it's no big whoop.

Seriously though, take a look at the clip. We did have tremors here in Central Florida felt as a result of the epicenter of a quake that occurred yesterday afternoon off the northwestern coast of Cuba.


And yes, I felt it! My first earthquake that I've ever felt... I think. There may have been another very mild one felt back when I lived in New England as, yes, though rare, they do get them. But surely my first ever here in Florida.

And girl, I was on the toilet! Yas! I was "making number two" and for a second I thought I blew a gasket inside. Then it kept going for a good minute, maybe minute and a half.

Not gonna lie too, what with all the whacko things in the world right now, my thought actually went to: "If the Air Force Testing Range nearby were bombed would it feel like this?" Yes, I live near one of the important testing ranges for Centcom. You know, the same Centcom conducting shit right now in Iran. But maybe if Iran did have a secret nuclear weapon, they might want to actually target Centcom's headquarters... oh where's that? Tampa. So, same thought. And Tampa's been taken out by a super-massive explosion before you know...