Kravitz Report: Lazy Tuesday

Busy day here at Lakeview? Not really. Just your average one. An average Tuesday afternoon, seen through the electronic eyes of my WYZE cams...


Lady May-May watering her dirt, dude riding his bike, just another day at Lakeview.


Mailman's here! Mailman's here!


NoFu's "home!"


UPS truck. Must be Lady May-May. I only order shit from Amazon and they never deliver by UPS.


What? Fat UPS dude is delivering this big package to me?


I immediately go out and tell him it's not mine just before he drives away. He has to deliver it to the right address.


Lady May-May and NoFu are, of course , right there on their porch and confirm it's theirs. Fat UPS driver drops it off there. Box diagram looks like it's another lawn canopy like The Sanfords had. If she wanted to keep that, why did she take it down when she bought the place?


New camera position on the screened-in.


Garbage truck is here! Garbage truck is here!


I go out and say "hi" to community maintenance dude Mike and Lady May-May while I go and tape up my broken landline phone box cover.


Mike and May-May, no doubt, are solving world issues; a new age Algonquin Round Table.


NoFu found a new girlfriend. How many does this make now, NoFu? How many houses can you live at, you male cat whore?