From The White House:
Hey everybody, I'm your President. Aren't I great?! I mean, isn't America great?
Fuck yeah!
You fuckin' better know it. Right Easter Bunny? Yeah, you better nod yes you motherfucker or you'll be hoppin' down the trail alright, the fuckin' trail of tears to Tehran as I slap some fuckin' boots on your pussy-ass paws and make you march your furry ass with our boys to fight and die in Iran on Power Plant Day!
Those crazy bastards will never know what the fuck hit them even though I'm clearly fuckin' telling them it'll be Tuesday, and that it'll be their power plants and bridges.
Well, anyway, Happy Fuckin' Easter, Our Lord's Birthday, right?! Oh and "Praise Allah" <snicker> for you fuckin' ragheads. You know, the Beatles thought they were bigger than Jesus... nope, I am!
Prayers to me accepted, but donations are better - Donald J. Trump
EDIT: Found this YouTube clip the next day...
Hey Stephen Colbert, stop stealin' my motherfuckin' jokes! - Me