I Figured Trump Out



Of course, of course...we should have seen it all along! Trump thinks he's playing Civilization on the easiest setting with essentially no opposition. That's his vision depicted above after all, isn't it? A Glorious, "Golden Age" (a term directly from the game) for America. 

We can see that by the year 2080, assuming there'll be some decades of "tough-love" where "freedom" will need to be "bestowed upon" (militarily forced on) the people of New America, all of North America and a goodly ("easily defended") portion of South America, has come under the spread out wings of the American Bald Eagle.

Washington D.C. has officially been renamed to Trump City recently at a ceremony held at The Gold House (the shiny new gold-tinted glass tower built upon the demolished old White House) by President Baron Trump to honor his father, the first Imperial Ruler of our New Empire. Hail Trump in Jesus' Name!

Oh, and don't forget to book your next vacation at the wonderful Trump-Epstein Island Resort Casino and Cumdump 'cause kiddie diddlin's legal now folks so go there and "have at it!"

"Mr. President, wake up...wake up, you were having a dream..."

"What? Oh, right, thanks Lil' Marco."

"Please Sir, I thought you agreed to not call me that..."

"Oh c'mon, chill the fuck out. I was dreaming of a great future where Spic fucks like you and your kind will one day be rich and livin' in the lap of luxury so shut the fuck up and get me a fucking Diet Coke "Mr. Secretary of State...Ha!"

"Yes Sir, I'm sorry."

"Now where was I...Oh yeah, on the Island..."Hello there little girl. You know Mr. Autopen would have wanted to smell your hair but I'm gonna do a lot more than that, yes I will..."

And that's how you go way too far with a comedy bit. My mama didn't teach me any class, bitch, okay!