Kravitz Report: Oh Yippie!

 


Oh what joy! Lady May-May got herself a couple of pups. 

Now the last time this house had a dog was back in the Boo Boo days, and Mama Boo Boo would let her little mangy mutt shit on my carport so don't you know I'll be watching this new development closely. Back then I hadn't yet gotten my secret spy cams set up but they are poised and active and May-May well knows it so I'm sure she'll rein those doggos in. 

This snap here was snagged right when they both were doing their duty so I guess this is where she'll teach 'em to do so. I saw NoFu with a doggie doo doo baggie in his hand yesterday morning when they first got them so I think he'll be responsible but you can see here, May-May ain't about to stoop down to do that, oh no. 

They were quiet, maybe too quiet the first couple days but just tonight (their second night there?) May-May drove off somewhere and left them inside alone and I could hear them yippin' up a storm as little puppies do when they're first left alone. Reminds me of Sunshadow Dr. and that situation with the neighbors in the adjoining apartment and their oh-so-loud and whiny dog who never grew out of it. What hell. If these guys turn out to be constant yippy dogs that'll be both sides now, Mary's Petey on the west and May-May's pups on the east. And just at a time when my fans and AC are pretty much turned off a majority of the time now due to the cooler weather so not so much white noise to blot them out.