Having learned his lesson from his last visit when (according to Vice President Mascara Boy) he wore a grubby t-shirt like a two-bit bum to the Oval Office, Zelensky decided he'd play it safe and so he donned the ancient Jewels of the Golden Horde for his Epstein Files Distraction Event today with the Great Taco to match the decor of Liberace's Bathhouse.
For Henry IV, Paris may well have been worth a Mass, but for Zelensky, dressing like a cheap drag queen may be what's needed to get peace. Now we'll see if this performance can win him any of his lost territory back. Ya think? Unfortunately, I don't think there's enough gold in them thar hills in Ukraine no matter how many mines are dug.