ICE Tricked Peaches

 


Don't let the news report video below fool you. It's FOX after all. Peaches, the flamingo who, as noted in the clip, was blown "illegally" into Florida by a hurricane, did NOT naturally "migrate" back to his homeland, Mexico, on his own. 

He was forcefully abducted and transported there by Trump's gestapo ICE thugs. In this instance, they sent a very special agent craftily disguised as a Pink Flamingo, a sinister evil bitch of a drag queen designed to honeypot poor Peaches, who, despite his gay-sounding name is apparently quite the ladies flamingo. How was he to know this flamboyant "chick" was packin' both a dick and a gun?

Via Con Dios, Peaches...