All right, trigger warning, click away now if the misty fawnings of a fat old queen pining lovingly whilst clutching imaginary pearls at the thought of doing all sorts of naughty things to a little 22-year-old boy offends you. But, if you got blood running through your veins like me, and you're also melted by those big puppy dog eyes of one Mr. Benson Boone, then I'm sure you'll agree, he be freaking hawt, never mind your orientation or your age!
I never knew this boy existed until I saw him perform on last night's Saturday Night Live. I guess as far as modern music goes, his style is benign pop and inoffensive to my ears so that's something. But believe you me, I was only partially listening to the music. My attention was all on him. Oh what a beauty!
Gander at the little photo montage below and enjoy.
Notice the one picture of him from about three years ago when he was but a teenager. Now usually, I like them as young as can be. (Never mind you! Not that bad. Still legal I mean.) But, I don't know, what do you think? I think he looked too innocent and not sexy enough. It took a couple years of some healthy aging, maybe a little healthy working out as well, and I'm sure a good dose of Hollywood style image consulting to get him to look like the Timothy Chalamet doppelganger that he is today. (Although, in my humble opinion, look out Timmy, this boy could give you a run for your money.)
Apparently, good old Benny here was brought up in the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter-day Saints thus the title. He says he isn't in the church anymore. I wonder if it's because he's secretly fantasizing about flying to some small town in Central Florida in the middle of nowhere to live his life in the cuddling arms of a big old gay man who would take care of him forever and ever?
Our Twink Boy, Who Art in my Heart,
Hallowed be Thy Name...Benson
I Bowest before Thee and Kiss, and Lick and Suckle Thine Toes...and other Holy Appendages. Amen.
Halleluiah.