After watching the recent Oval Office press briefing where Trump and the King of Jordan were sitting in front of the fireplace (its mantle now, unfortunately, chock-full of gold-plated bric-a-brac gaudy shit, of course) and I noticed the King was blinking profusely. He was especially blinking hard and fast when questioned directly by members of the press with questions like: "Are you okay with this idea of the ethnic cleansing of Gaza?"
Verbally, the King was vague and seemed to acquiesce to Trump's takeover concept, but I couldn't help but think back to those hostage situations where a captive being forced to make a statement to the public by their captors has to blink in Morse code or something to signal their secret defiance.
So I took to Google and searched why he blinks like that and got all sorts of answers from "it's a neurological condition like Tourette's" to others thinking the same thing as me. Then there was this article that so eloquently made a twelve paragraph explanation as to possible causes of his condition and it was absolute nonsense. I knew it was AI.
I looked further into the company publishing this crap and found it specializes in all this AI generated shit propagating the net now. Designed to grab peoples attention with trending ideas and headline worthy topics or interests, their Facebook page especially was resplendent with plate after plate of comic-like images drawn by no human --- only manifested by a digital mind. Shit, this AI prose style got me writing like it now!
I mean, take a gander at these beauties including their totally incorrect spelling (though, yes, they're trying to write out English words) sometimes not even forming letters correctly, bizarre images and sometimes telltale repetitions.
In the upper left, is that a pufferfish or a REALLY big virus? And what's with that orange "fish" just to the left of the head of the talking dolphin? Never mind whatever the dolphin is saying.
Wi-FF! Not Wi-Fi! And why is the 1940s-looking guy juggling laptops standing up?
That funky page of that book on the table, the almost always misshapen question marks in the chili pepper's thought bubble, and the pregnant alien's surprised mate? in the background with breasts?
How to cook broccoli in eight easy steps. 1. Put an enormous bunch in a pot of boiling water. Skip number 2 apparently. 3. Chop the bunch up with a knife while it's boiling. 4. That bunch grew whole again so chop it again with the knife. Maybe 5.? we're suddenly not numbering anymore...push broccoli down into pot with index finger. Next, smash it all aggressively into the raging, boiling water, bare hands of course. Again, bare hands, start using some unknown utensils on the now florets letting the boiling water cook the broccoli, and your hands. More chopping amidst the steam, amazingly, third degree burned hands look no different. Back to numbering 8. Broccoli stems placed nicely in a clear glass bowl, with some on the table around, I guess as garnish. Meanwhile, you need to get yourself to the ER.
Supposed to show the "Pros and Cons of Buying Foreclosed Homes" but with "accidental" words like POS and CHULLOS? Hmm.
This one's about financial decisions. I've noticed AI generated imagery in these plates come up with gems often when trying to depict wealth. I think it fits with the old style comic-strip look they're going for here thus stacks of gold coins and jewels and shit like Scrooge McDuck.
Look at that "chicken" in the first frame. Eeek!
