From the River to the Sea...It's FUN for You and Me!
Welcome to the near future. President Trump has made good on his promise to take over the Gaza Strip and after displacing all the Palestinians who would like to "live in peace elsewhere," he's bulldozed everything to make way for "a happy place for all people."
America's newest property --- Trump's Gaza Land! A theme park destination to rival any other! A shining theme park on a beach, if you will, to malign a famous Reagan quip. The Riviera of the Middle East.
From the fabulous glitzy hotel resorts in the new Gaza City on the man-made Lake Gaza in the background here, replete with game rooms and water rides for the kids as well as bars, nightclubs and casinos for the adults (and likely non-Muslims, of course) this place has it all.
Dotted around the new strip are numerous thrill rides like Run, Abdul, Run! and roller coasters such as Donald's Hairdo Swoop and Swirl as well as a few dark rides near the American star-shaped lakes like Trump's Crusader's Castle, Elon's SpaceX Rocket to Mars Ride, and a simulated US Invasion complete with graphic annihilation of America's enemies in 4-D Sensurround.
Come one, come all, to Gaza Land!*
*Unless you're Palestinian...you need to GTFO.