What Has Dan Done To Doreen?

 

Now with the two security cameras pointed directly at the Sanford and Son junkyard known as Dan and Doreen's house, I guess it's no surprise that I've started to formulate my own flights of fancy regarding some strange goings on that I've witnessed over there through the eyes of my electronic eagles.

First and foremost before I even get to video evidence of potential problematic behavior going on over there, I'm putting two and two together finally about things I've witnessed firsthand over the past few weeks. 

I remember Doreen showing up one morning on the porch declaring that she had shingles and explaining that that was the reason that she had a big black eye. But then over the subsequent next two days I saw that the black eye was actually a true black eye and in fact as it healed it showed signs of little bits of scabs around her eye crusting away. It was actually kind of gross but it was unmistakably the look of somebody who appears to have just gotten bitch slapped or punched right in the face. 

Then there's the weird aggressive stance and attitude of Dan towards me. At first it was little passive aggressive shit like a paver stone left clearly in my yard just sitting there for no reason probably to see whether or not I would say something or do something about it. Then there was the time he parked his truck right in front of my driveway and wouldn't you know it was just as I was about to get going on the rare occasion that I was leaving the house. I actually had to get in my car and he had to move the truck out of the way. As I backed out of my driveway I didn't wave to him or acknowledge him moving out of my way in any friendly manner. I wondered if he would take that as a sign that I was pissed off. Frankly, I kind of hope he would. 

From there on out I hadn't heard hide nor hair of either of them. Last Saturday morning, Dan sat on his porch smoking away silently not acknowledging me one bit as I mowed my lawn. 

But the alarming stuff really started happening later that night, in fact, in the wee hours around 4:12 a.m. Sunday morning November 9th. That's when my security camera was alerted to flashing lights. Flashing lights of rescue vehicles. Now it appeared that the rescue vehicles were going down Bayview, not Skyview. But then I could see before the 12-second video of the alert cut out, that it looked like they may have turned on to Skyview at the eastern end of the park. Perhaps they made a visit to Dan and Doreen's house? The reason I wonder is because ever since that night, no one there's been hardly home. In fact, I've only seen Dan appear in his truck sporadically and only for a minute or two, usually, I guess, to pick something up and then he's off again, either to join Doreen in the hospital? Or maybe he's hiding away because he's busy chopping up her body and has to dispose of it. Perhaps he and the Lamonts are busy working on that very despicable duty as we speak. Perhaps I need to get more sleep. Perhaps I need to get more of a life.