I am fucking over this fucking hurricane shit!
That's all I have to say. We'll see how this pans out. Apparently this hurricane is going to first go slamming into Cuba where I guess nobody will notice since they have no power right now anyway so the people there will be just like "Oh it seems a little breezy today, at least we don't have to worry about power outages, thank goodness for that."
If this ruins my fucking vacation, I am going to give Mother Nature a sex change operation just so I can kick her, now him, in his brand new balls!