Happy Homemaker Freedom?

 

Like Mary Hartman knew, happy homemakers will never be set free. Today, Juneteenth, we celebrate all slaves in America at last experiencing their freedom, yet floors in dirty, ol' mobile home kitchens still need mopping and waxing. Yes, still, in this day and age, two tasks to accomplish one goal...a decently clean and shiny linoleum. And no waxy build-up...like the label promises.

Because corporations never lie. We're no slaves to them. Right?

MH stands for Mary Hartman and Mobile Home. Coincidence? I think not!