So after drinking six of my Voodoo Imperial IPAs outta my Hurricane Stash I procured from a salty ABC Karen who didn't appreciate being schooled on bagging techniques, passing out, and dreaming about being the CEO of DialAmerica, I just now woke up and decided to jump on the ol' computer to check out the progress of the massive hurricane headed straight for me (yup, it changed course) and will likely smite me from the face of the Earth. Let's see what YouTube commenters have to say about the thing:
robert isoldi
god loves everyone
Blinding Shadow
I am a self loathing Jew it sucks
Golden Sun
Hope Orlando is spared by Ian
Blinding Shadow
but my family has money that's cool
JIGSAW
Maybe God has his feet kicked up with a beer since he knows what happens before hand. Really cool power
mitchellhott
Would anyone like to accept Mickey Mouse as their lord and savior
Austin A
🌧
2A America
elbowcough
robert isoldi
🎉
Miss T Valentine
Orlando is just going to get lots of rain, nothing to worry about
Golden Sun
Pray for Mickey Mouse 🙏🏻
JayKings7
It’s not disrespectful to say something isn’t true, if it’s not true it’s not true. Every belief can’t be right if they contradict, common sense bro.
JIGSAW
"belief"
galaxygamer
I HATE BEER 😈😈😈😈😈
Miss T Valentine
People on the coast need to move inland!
Blinding Shadow
jaykings is right
mitchellhott
Donald 3:16 walt sent his only son Mickey to die for our sins
Golden Sun
Orlando 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Debbie Smith
Praying for everyone to stay safe 🙏🏻
Blinding Shadow
I have spoken
JayKings7
Disney a billion dollar company, y’all worry about yourselves
2A America
Disney sucks
Blinding Shadow
God coming for Disney
Austin A
The only reason I’m up right now is cause I’m waiting for my fantasy team waivers
Blinding Shadow
he's going to level it
Amber Thompson
You don’t understand Mickey
mitchellhott
Disney is god you fools
Golden Sun
Disney the only good thing about 💩FL
galaxygamer
maybe this is how the world ends
Justin M
why are there a bunch of disney employees in the chat
Blinding Shadow
I'm waiting for my neighbors to evacuate to start the looting
Justin M
weird dude
Danny Storm Spotter Tx
one thing Mitchell do you know the Hour the time and day and the session that we are going up in the air.. Only one person knows that
2A America
@Justin M they`re kid hunting
mitchellhott
Repent or suffer goofys wrath
Justin M
nobody cares
JIGSAW
God is watching dont loot
Amber Thompson
All I’m worried about is Disney
💄G L A M O R O U S 💋
actually it's the beaches
Amber Thompson
Mickey means a lot to be
Joe Valachi
everything will be just 🙂
Amber Thompson
*me
Golden Sun
Ian can wipe out the 💩hole, just spare Disney
Blinding Shadow
God told me to look homie
Miss T Valentine
Florida is the sunshine state, with a name like that you would think you could say something nice about Florida!
Justin M
ok that fine then
Blinding Shadow
loot*
galaxygamer
Mickey's adorable
Marilyn Thornton - Teamginger1965
I’m worried about Disney too amber Thompson
galaxygamer
and dumb
JayKings7
@amber they are a billion dollar company, they ain’t worried about you boy
JIGSAW
God sees everything....when does this guy sleeps?
mitchellhott
Please be safe Disney take universal instead Ian
antvoi
2A America!!
JayKings7
Don’t worry about Disney, if y’all wanna help someone come help me
Amber Thompson
I don’t care I’d die for Disney
Golden Sun
Disney and Universal closed for 2 days 😔
JayKings7
They took all the toilet paper out the stores
Isabell Glover
Jigsaw please be careful what comes out of your mouth joking about God that mocking God !!!!!
JayKings7
How will I wipe my bum?
Golden Sun
Disney is life for me
mitchellhott
I would sacrifice jay for Disney
galaxygamer
mitch if Disney is God and God's can't die but Disney's gonna get wiped out
Marilyn Thornton - Teamginger1965
Ty GOlden sun
Blinding Shadow
with the spear of destiny, but God can't find it
SHARI l
is it going to hit Tampa??
JayKings7
@mitchellhott weird stuff atheist say lol
Blinding Shadow
Tampa will be wiped off the map
JIGSAW
Cant Mock someone that isnt real.
JayKings7
So glad everyone in this world isn’t like you
Amber Thompson
Mickey helped me get through my childhood trauma. He saved my life!
Blinding Shadow
well flooded off the map
Justin M
its definately gonna be at tampa
HG
what category is it now?
Amber Thompson
3
mitchellhott
Amber gets it
Blinding Shadow
he's got the whole world, in his hands........
JIGSAW
People are afraid of going into the ground without it being an afterlife
galaxygamer
srry and glad to hear that amber
Marilyn Thornton - Teamginger1965
@Shari I .. I think it’s hitting a little more south of Tampa
Golden Sun
Orlando is the only reason I like FL
2A America
over 100 Disney Employees have been popped for nasty stuff....in less than 4 months.. LET THAT SINK IN....
Austin A
Florida man gonna learn the wrath of Hod today… oh lawdy lawdy lawdddd
Danny Storm Spotter Tx
I believe Jigsaw trying to prove the point that Mitchell fell off it rocker this morning
galaxygamer
didn't think so mitch
Blinding Shadow
black and yellow green and bright you are pretty in Jesuss sight. Jesus loves all the children In the world
Golden Sun
Disney always wins. They should be fine
Isabell Glover
He’s real very real!!!!!!
Andrew Dykes
Tampa didn't dodge Ian. Ian dodged us.
JayKings7
@jigsaw why would people be afraid of dying if there is no aftermath? If I’m wrong we die and nothing happens, if you’re wrong.. not looking too good for you unless you change bud
Golden Sun
Hope Ian wipes out all nasty red
antvoi
Anyone question how hurricanes strengthen through Mountains.?
JIGSAW
How do you know hes real? It's like telling your parents that the guy you met is a good guy when you only been on 2 dates
mitchellhott
Is Miami done for yet
2A America
@Golden Sun wont happen