I had a dream last night from which I remembered a little bit after I woke up. One of the things I recalled was that I thought up a brand-new form an American favorite. Ground beef mixed with Lipton Beefy Onion soup mix, a little ketchup, formed into sausage-like tubes, fried up in butter and sautéed onions, topped with Cabot Vermont white sharp cheddar cheese and some leftover bacon and plopped into steamed hotdog buns drizzled with a little ketchup and Gulden's mustard.
Cheeseburger Dogs!
A quick Google search later and I found out I didn't invent these.
They were fucking delicious nevertheless!