The Check's In The Mail

 

First heard that ol' excuse back in April when Ric and millions of others got theirs direct deposited into their accounts. Since they (the government) didn't know my account (for good reason) I had to wait for the actual paper check. Of course they sent it to the last address on file for them, up in Casselberry. I alerted them to my new address but they then had to "look into it." Finally, today four months later, I got it in the mail. E-deposited that right quick. Aw, look, Donald J. Trump's name is on the check, right near the Statue of Liberty. I guess I'll vote for him then.

Um, er, NOT!