Again this week, we're hit with cold temps in the near freezing zone and our naturally tropical flora and fauna are suffering for it. Around me here in the south center of the state are acres and acres of orange groves...I'm sure the grovers? (what do you call orange grove farmers?) are worrying mightily. Now, apparently, the reptiles are in danger of freezing to death and falling on people as they walk under the trees they may be perched in.
Last winter had some chilly spells but I thought that moving a further hundred miles down south would fix that issue. Nope. It's colder than last year. Is this climate change? Is this Trump's fault? That's it, fuck Ukraine and all that, impeach him for the iguanas! Do it for our fallen fellow Floridians.
Cue the playing of taps.
EDIT: OH, I just actually read the notice and I guess the iguanas are stiff but not dead. Well Trump gets off the hook yet again!