Veruca Report 2018


They used to tell me I was building a dream,
And so I followed the mob...
Say, don't you remember? 
I'm your pal. Buddy, can you spare a dime?

Brother Can You Spare A Dime? - Al Jolsen


Um, I'll just let the numbers speak for themselves...







CREDIT SCORES

     TU 682
     EQ 679
     EX 664

BIG plummet to say the least. At these rates, I'm not even considered in the "GOOD" category anymore. I requested credit line increases on several cards and was quickly denied for all. Here's a graph of the average of my FICO scores over the past few months:





Or shall we play a nice game of...NUCLEAR VERUCA!*:  $154,312.61

This paragraph REDACTED 2/5/19.