This is exactly the way it showed up in Google as I was typing out what I remembered from the movie so I guess I'm not the only one who knew the scene but had no idea of the character names. Good way to describe it. And a great way to visualize how I currently feel about my sober self getting killed by my drunk self.
Drunk Self: Takes another swig of beer "Shhh, don't fight it. It'll be over soon, don't worry."
Drunk Self plunges Sober Self's own army knife slowly into Sober Self's chest like cutting into butter, easily splitting open his heart.
Sober Self: "Stop! Stop No, no, no, no! NO! Gurgle.
Drunk Self: Takes another swig of beer "Shhh, don't fight it. It'll be over soon, don't worry."
Drunk Self plunges Sober Self's own army knife slowly into Sober Self's chest like cutting into butter, easily splitting open his heart.
Sober Self: "Stop! Stop No, no, no, no! NO! Gurgle.