Oh how I love Craigslist's "Free Stuff" category. Once again, the shit people want to give away just cracks me up. This sampling is from just yesterday for the Orlando area Craigslist:
Party Like It's 1999! (More like 1992!)
Party Like It's 1499!
RATS! RATS FOR SALE!
ROCKS! ROCKS FOR SALE!
NOTHING! I GOT NOTHING FOR SALE!
Bacteria! Yummy, yummy bacteria!
Bees! ALL YOU WANT!!
Party Like It's 1999! (More like 1992!)
Party Like It's 1499!
RATS! RATS FOR SALE!
ROCKS! ROCKS FOR SALE!
NOTHING! I GOT NOTHING FOR SALE!
Bacteria! Yummy, yummy bacteria!
Bees! ALL YOU WANT!!