Curb Alert!

Oh how I love Craigslist's "Free Stuff" category. Once again, the shit people want to give away just cracks me up. This sampling is from just yesterday for the Orlando area Craigslist:

Party Like It's 1999! (More like 1992!)


Party Like It's 1499!


RATS! RATS FOR SALE!


ROCKS! ROCKS FOR SALE!


NOTHING! I GOT NOTHING FOR SALE!



Bacteria! Yummy, yummy bacteria!


Bees! ALL YOU WANT!!