Keep Givin' 'Em Hell, Alan!

I can envision a near-future TV sitcom where I as the "every-man" narrator give the audience a rundown of the weekly shenanigans and eye-popping media-whore-orgy that is Alan Grayson...My Representative.

It'd be called: "That's My Rep, Yo!"

Grayson would be portrayed by Daniel-Day Lewis or maybe Tom Hanks and would personify the sole voice of reason in a corrupt and broken system. The Ubermench for modern America!

In the meantime, until that project is greenlighted, we have the real world Alan Grayson and his attempts to out the Republicans for what they are...greedy, hating, evil mo'fos! But the Mo'fos control the House so he will be silenced, of course. Heil Bachman! (Or whatever Neo-Nazi they're allying with nowadays)