Independence Day

Hear ye, hear ye! I declare independence from the tyrannical reign of the following evil overlords:

Hypercholesterolemia (high cholesterol)

Steatosis (lipid retention)

Hypogonadism (low testosterone)

With Hypertension and Diabetes mellitus type 2 on notice... You two shall be next! You've already been drastically weakened.

So, My fellow citizens...I say unto you, this day... Reducing weight can reverse so-called "chronic" conditions. Shh! Don't let the drug companies know you know. They want you fat and subservient.

Screw them; do like me... Live free, America!