We're all aware that a certain nefarious empire in a galaxy, far, far away advocates the profusion and escalation of Death Stars to the point of insanity. Certain citizens here on Earth have even gone so far as to petition the White House to budget for the building of at least one of these planet-smashing weapons. Thankfully their request was denied.
But I fear that the administration's attempt to curb inter-galactic violence has bolstered the Empire into thinking that we Earthlings may be easy targets, cowering in fear of their massive balls.
Makes you think that maybe, just maybe, we ought to have some measure of protection. Perhaps, if we're careful and responsible we could, merely for personal defense mind you, ehem, grow a pair ourselves?