And Now There Are None

Everyone around my apartment moved out. Yup. Now Senorita Corazon Solitario is out. I have no idea why or under what circumstances.

One night I heard her usual footsteps (and squeeks, tee hee) and the next night...nothing. Then they came to punch out her place.

Maybe her clown came back and swept her off her feet, taking her to join him in the circus?

Or maybe she just died. Coulda happened. She sure smoked alot. And she wasn't any young mammasita.

I can see it now...

She was up there with her repatriated clown man-friend dancing like they do in that SNL skit (The Manuel Ortiz Show) and then suddenly, the hyper-beat merengue comes to an abrupt halt as she drops dead weight like a sack of over-ripe plantains to the floor.

But not before Betty White joined the fray.