That's nothing!
Here's what TIME has in store for Father's Day...
The Arabic coming of age ritual of Jelqing. Teaching one's pre-pubescent male offspring how to maximize sexual pleasure through penile stimulation.
I'm not kidding! This is a real ritual in the Arabic community!
In one of the most homophobic cultures on Earth, it is apparently "okay" to rub your 13-year old son's penis and teach him how to come.
And this is taught by his father. Personally. Hands on.
No text books. No neutral location.
Right in the child's bed. His father lays with him and gives him a fucking handjob!
So Happy Father's Day! Are you milking your kid's little pee-pee?
Well, "Are You Dad Enough?"