As I've done each year, I haven't fudged a thing.
This is the read deal.
Headlines of major tragedies occurring today, and only today.
The very day baby Jesus plopped miraculously out of a virgin's pussy.
Christmas attacks in Nigeria by Muslim sect kill 39
Sudan Reports Killing Darfur Rebel Group Leader
20 Dead, 50 Wounded in Afghan Suicide Attack
House fire kills 2 adults, 3 kids in Stamford, Conn., on Christmas morning
Nine shot at Tennessee teenagers' party
7 Found Shot to Death Amid Their Unwrapped Gifts near Dallas
13 more deaths reported in Syrian unrest
Afghan lawmaker who fought Taliban is among 20 killed in funeral bombing
4 killed in Maine crash