Best Bargain Portable PCs?

So I get this email from Amazon today boasting about their soon-to-be-released restyled Kindle selections including the Kindle Fire which looks like it's not just an e-book reader but a pretty functional full color touchscreen Android tablet. At $199 it looks like a really fine option.



Hmmm, but could I do better, I wondered?

I surfed around and found there are a few tablets for just $100 out there. Here's one:



Hmmm, but then I noticed on the side bar one going for just $35!!! What?!!!



BUT WAIT...HERE'S ONE FOR JUST 10 FREAKIN' DOLLARS!!!!



Makes me wonder how much this one would go for...maybe A PENNY?