Come On Eileen, Er, I Mean Irene

Come on Eileen, I swear (well he means) 
At this moment you mean everything, 
With you in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty 
Ah come on Eileen.
"Come One Eileen" -Dexy's Midnight Runners


Yes, I know...the hurricane is called Irene, not Eileen...but it's close. And I like the song.

And besides, it expresses my devilish attitude which is basically: "Come on you pussy hurricane! Why don't you just try and hit us here in Florida?! Are you too afraid that we'd be too prepared? Screw you then, go ahead and turn away. What? You say you're gonna smack into Rhode Island instead? Excellent!!!"