New Ride At Universal Studios

Okay...one last jab...

Now that Casey will be set free in a few weeks, she needs a job. Even with book or movie deals, that money won't be immediate or it may not be enough. Partying, night clubbing and just generally whoring it up costs coin, yo!

So I suggest she go back to her former employer, Universal Studios, this time as part of a new exhibit: The Baby Killer Gorgon Coaster! This will be a thrilling new ride designed especially for parents that are at wits end dealing with their whining little brats towards the end of a long, hot day in the theme parks.

Kiddies go alone on this one as they ride along in specially designed cars with duct tape restraints. They rush along the tracks whipping and spinning them towards Casey decked out as an evil gorgon reaching out to grab them as they whiz on by her. Then they enter a dark room filled with a noxious odor known as the Chloroform Chamber. Once sufficiently dazed, they're bounced violently up and down as they enter a huge simulated car trunk. After a minute or so the cars plunge into a sharp drop, dumping the screaming riders while they're splashed with mucky water and make their way through a murky, dank swamp.

Parents may freely exit the park and forget their kids ever existed 'cause they aren't getting off this ride.

Casey will love it!