Things I Learned From The Casey Anthony Trial

1. Coyotes could bury bones...if they existed in Central Florida
2. All courtroom deputies are fat
3. Casey's vagina never met a penis it didn't like
4. Sequestered juries sure like their "special" breaks
5. Juries can never hear the term "gas chromatograph mass spectrometer" enough
6. According to the judge, the following words exist: expecially, pacificly, and fustrated
7. Jose Baez is a bumbling idiot
8. Jeff Ashton is a sniveling baby
9. Little Caylee was screwed the second she was born into this fucked up family
10. Lethal fluids will one day flow into the veins of Miss Casey Marie Anthony, the countdown has begun