They Should Offer Express Pass

Remember when coming to Orlando meant you'd expect to have long waits while in line for fun theme park attractions? Well now, it seems the hottest attraction people are literally clamoring to be in is none other than the Casey Anthony murder trial.

Folks from all over, even overseas visitors, are lining up sometimes up to 10 hours in advance to be one of only 50 or so let in to the courtroom. It's causing quite the raucous in our fair city in the wee hours of the morning.

When the trial began, if you remember, I contemplated hopping in line for a few hours in order to attend, but now that the average successful attendee has to wait literally all night long, I would't be caught dead wasting my valuable time. Our local News 13 is broadcasting the whole thing live and I can feel a part of it just as well from the comfort of my home.

Take a look at the idiots in this video.



You think they'd rather be waiting to ride one of our great roller-coasters or getting relief from the heat on a water ride. Huh, go figure.

Maybe we should re-brand the courthouse and call it Universal Studios Law-Frontation! or maybe Disney's Trial of Terror?