The New Boatswain's Call

Per Congress' decision yesterday, the U.S. Navy will now need a new boatswain's call. You know - the shrill whistle call used for mostly symbolic ceremony now, but still very important in military protocol.

It'll be for fabulous new recruits of a certain, ahem, orientation, coming aboard ship for the first time (openly, that is)...

Watch those portholes, boys! Thar be new semen, I mean seamen, coming astern!! ;)