2003
Down By The Riverside
The shit-colored Mississippi flows by.
Down by the riverside.
Is that cum on my shoes? Or just soap scum?
Down by the riverside.
Slick-talking buskers, like the president, con us.
Down by the riverside.
Tankers crawl slowly upstream; their bellies laden with Black Gold.
Down by the riverside.
Oh, My Precious...Come to Uncle Sam, Liquid Crack. We need our fix.
Down by the riverside.
Missile cruisers rush downstream; their decks laden with White Meat Deadmen.
Down by the riverside.
Oh, Mighty Ares...we offer up a Sacrifice to you. Our own WMDs.
Down by the riverside.
1993
Waterbed
Waves of smooth Poly-Rayon satin.
Drifting. Drifting. Oh, look at the pattern.
Bouncing to the erotic rhythm of the hot waters below.
Ahoy! The paisley Mandelbrots grow.
Oh, rub the goosebumps...that's it.
Oh shit...oh shit!
Phenyl. Propan. Alamine.
Good old friend o'mine.
Swim, my children, as if at sea...
Swim, my children and forever be free!
1983
Time To Grow Your Mind
Tick. Tock. Tick.
Like a ticking clock I hear the electronic toy.
Toy? Nay, psychic energy bio-power source, I say.
Say what you like, I know it works...just look at the yield!
Yield now unto the Lord thy bounty, er, thy board, my son.
Sun! That's why my crop is so lame. Down here in the dark cellar.
Sell her when she sprouts buds. Mother and father need the cash.
Cache of good shit running low, I should restock, I think.
Think you know how it all fits together, eh?
A little more time is what we need.
Tick. Tock. Tick.
1973
Alphabetical Order
A Better CHAULK? Don't ever!
Fucking gay homos in John's kitchen.
Leaving Michael Newlander out?
Please quit. Retard! Shit, that's ugly.
Very well...X-friend.
Yearning zeal.
Down By The Riverside
The shit-colored Mississippi flows by.
Down by the riverside.
Is that cum on my shoes? Or just soap scum?
Down by the riverside.
Slick-talking buskers, like the president, con us.
Down by the riverside.
Tankers crawl slowly upstream; their bellies laden with Black Gold.
Down by the riverside.
Oh, My Precious...Come to Uncle Sam, Liquid Crack. We need our fix.
Down by the riverside.
Missile cruisers rush downstream; their decks laden with White Meat Deadmen.
Down by the riverside.
Oh, Mighty Ares...we offer up a Sacrifice to you. Our own WMDs.
Down by the riverside.
1993
Waterbed
Waves of smooth Poly-Rayon satin.
Drifting. Drifting. Oh, look at the pattern.
Bouncing to the erotic rhythm of the hot waters below.
Ahoy! The paisley Mandelbrots grow.
Oh, rub the goosebumps...that's it.
Oh shit...oh shit!
Phenyl. Propan. Alamine.
Good old friend o'mine.
Swim, my children, as if at sea...
Swim, my children and forever be free!
1983
Time To Grow Your Mind
Tick. Tock. Tick.
Like a ticking clock I hear the electronic toy.
Toy? Nay, psychic energy bio-power source, I say.
Say what you like, I know it works...just look at the yield!
Yield now unto the Lord thy bounty, er, thy board, my son.
Sun! That's why my crop is so lame. Down here in the dark cellar.
Sell her when she sprouts buds. Mother and father need the cash.
Cache of good shit running low, I should restock, I think.
Think you know how it all fits together, eh?
A little more time is what we need.
Tick. Tock. Tick.
1973
Alphabetical Order
A Better CHAULK? Don't ever!
Fucking gay homos in John's kitchen.
Leaving Michael Newlander out?
Please quit. Retard! Shit, that's ugly.
Very well...X-friend.
Yearning zeal.