- I thought it was already a saying but I think I just created it...when someone needs to get out of your way, say: "Step to the curb!" You can add "Bitch!" at the end for extra umpf!
- Why buy furniture? I just skimmed through Craigslist and found tons of people just giving it away FREE!
- How is it you can sleep more than eight hours and feel even more tired than when you went to sleep in the first place?
- Do thay teech speling anymar in skool theez daze?
- I miss the days when I was "hatch happy".
Free stuff on Craigslist:
FREE Half used bag of Kitty Litter
FREE fish. He's mean to their other fish. "Come get him ASAP!"
FREE Used motor oil
FREE Bamboo. Yup, just stacks of bamboo shoots