Man, late night TV sucks! Here's literally in order of succession, the stupid infomercials I stumbled across during a recent wee-hours channel surfing:Shark Steam Pocket Mop
-Clean your home with steaming hot water...sounds inexpensive huh? Think again.
Ab Rocket
-20 minutes a day and you'll soon be sportin' a hard as a rock six-pack
Free packet of Miracle Spring Water
-From a sacred spring in southern Russia...no pressure to donate really...
Shortcut to Internet Millions
-More like "Shortcut to The Suckers List"
H2O Mop ULTRA
-Oh why have just one brand of hot water mop? It's trendy, baby!
Girls Gone Wild
-Oh yes, they're still going wild! ...and going, and going...
Free Prayer Cloth
-Is it cut from the Shroud of Turin? No, but Jesus still loves you...more so if you use this cloth to pray with...and donate some money, of course!
Garry Vacuum Cleaner
-It's just like the Dyson, but even newer, so that's better, right?
Pos-T-Vac
-"Pump up" your sex life without drugs like Viagra. Think tubes and pneumatics...hot lovin', here I come!
Think & Lose
-Screw dieting and exercize...hypnotize your way to unbelievable weight loss. Yeah, it's unbelievable alright!
ExtenZe
-Fuck those Pos-T-Vac losers. Pop our (herbal supplement) pill and you'll not only get hard, but suddenly bigger as well! And like Bob, you'll have a permanent psycho grin on your face.